pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(Source: buttcamp)

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

(Source: trolllinginthedeep)

l3golas:

gale says i never smile except when i’m alone in my room on the internet

what do you even do at a nightclub

like is there wifi

(Source: imfamousontumblr)

mystinkybutt:

when u actually become friends with someone

(Source: merlotic)